Woke up late. Got up out of bed. Came to wash my face and I couldn't find my
head. Ahh yes, good lyrics from an Austin Band. That's exactly how I felt this
morning, Or afternoon, rather. It's 5 am right now and I'm wide awake. I really
don't recall the last time I went to sleep before seeing the sun come up.
Pathetic, really.
Speaking of leading a fucked up life, I came up with a recipe last
night that almost made me
puke, but I ate it anyway. It all started when I
gathered all the food I had in the fridge and in the pantry. My collection
consisted of 1 cracked egg, a teaspoon of peanut butter, mustard and a stale piece
of white bread. I melted the peanut butter and mixed it with the egg. I added a
little bit of mustard to the mix. Once everything was nice and gooey, I soaked
the piece of bread in the mixture. Then I fried the bread.
I stood there by the stovetop staring at this nasty thing as it bubbled up
and cooked. I was hoping to find some hot sauce or something that I can use to
kill the taste. I didn't find anything,. Anyway I sat down and took my first
bite. It was seriously disgusting. I think the egg was bad. I had to get some
form of protein so there was no stopping. I pinched my nose and took another
bite. The smell was horrid. After that last bite, I was struggling to keep this
shit down. I still feel sick and it's been quite a few hours. Man, I need drugs.
Oddball news:
Massive heroin haul - in cop car
Romanian police who were given a confiscated
Porsche 911 for undercover work found 60kg of heroin hidden under the back
seat. The car had been confiscated at the border from a Turkish drug
smuggler after 60kg of heroin was found in the front of the car. Border
guards however missed the fact that a further 60kg were hidden under the
back seat. A police spokesman said that the drugs were spotted during a
routine service by police mechanics after the car had been handed over for
undercover work.
So I was watching 20/20 just now, and they had this segment on myths and what
not. Well, the ones that interested me were that guns have been proven to to
more damage when they are banned. Another one was that second hand smoke does
not do damage to anyone. And finally, dropping a penny from 1000 feet up will
not even hurt anyone, much less kill them. I knew all that.
I HOPE I FUCKING DIE BEFORE I HAVE TO UPDATE AGAIN.
