Homer said it best, today is a good day to punch the face of God. Well, I had
a wonderful Easter dinner. 3 Entree's in total. Peanut butter, grape jelly and
white bread! Oh so good. Kind of hard to celebrate anything during tax season,
especially if you haven't filed your taxes yet! Speaking of which, I think I'll
file a 6 month extension like I do every year. I'm so lazy.
Anyway, today's main concern for me is that I ran out of my internet-ordered
cigarettes. It sucks because it takes 3 weeks to get delivered since they're
shipped from another country. It's still worth it if you order enough to make up
for the delivery time before your next order, but I failed to place another
order so now I'm stuck with no smokes. Now I have to send the kid across the
street to buy me cigarettes at 5 fucking bucks a pack.
Speaking of spending, I got a sweet tooth last night. Like a major sweet
tooth! I got all kinds of chocolate bars, ice-cream and candy. Now my stomach
hurts because I can't stop eating! Oh my poor teeth. I'm definitely going to
have to find something better to occupy my time with. When you're sitting in
front of a monitor for 18 hours a day, you tend to do nothing but smoke and eat.
At least that's been my experience.
Mark Greenlaw from
Biddeford, Maine has ran crazy auctions since the day he started the all
famous weirdebay.com but nothing could prepare him for his newest
adventure. The 25 year old has decided to offer a permanent advertising
spot on the back of his neck to the highest bidder, when sitting down with
Mark Greenlaw he had a smile that would make you think he was just your
normal crazy guy, in reality he is a very nice guy at age 25. More...
