For some reason, today felt worse than any other day as far as my depression
goes. I'm not sure what it is. Maybe it's because I woke up later than I ever
have in the past. 7pm. Who the fuck wakes up at 7pm. I'm a mess, I feel like
crap. No idea if I'm hungry, tired, sleepy or sick. Just bummed the fuck out! Unfortunately,
you jerk off humans who believe in God sucked me into your imaginary world and
now I have to wait until all this non-existent world ends. Or at least my
chapter.
I thought it was Monday when I woke up, well it almost is but I was upset
because I wanted to watch the finale of The
Apprentice. Not because I give a
shit about that show, but because I have a secret little crush on that super hot
cunt Stefani. She would make so much more money if she sucked cock in front of a
camera. This Trump bullshit is worthless, after a couple years she will have no
job security. But if she would take a few cocks in her ass for a video shoot,
she would make bank. I'd be the first to volunteer to do anything on that set!
FUCKIN A BITCHES! What? Hey, badassforum member, Caprice is on fire over at WorthyPost.com,
it wouldn't be worthy without him! Thanks man.
Today's random
Videos:
Best commercial ever
Drunk midgets
Balls of steel
Life in Japan
Oddball news: Couple
got in wrong car for sex
A German couple who climbed into a car for a
night of sex were arrested after they clambered into the wrong car.
Bernhard Stadlinger, 24, had parked his sister's black VW Golf next to
another Golf, and the key for his car worked on both cars. He climbed into
the wrong car with a girl he had met at a disco at Bad Kissingen in
Bavaria. They were discovered by outraged owner Petra Eichinger, 42, who
called the police.
Is American Idol over yet? I don't watch it but I'm sick of hearing about it
on other channels. That show must get some serious ratings. I need a hobby of
some sort because TV just doesn't cut it for me anymore. Hell the Internet
barely does a decent job anymore.
I was really curious after watching some survivor-type shows
and heard this guy who said he cut his arm off to get out of being stuck between
2 massive rocks while rock climbing. That's just nuts. I'm not sure if I could
do that. I prefer a clean, instant death over all that pain. Maybe I can cut off
a pinky finger just to see what it feels like. It's got to have some sort of
rush to it when you hear your bone being sawed. I think the pain will go away once
you go through all the nerves. If I do it I'll make sure I do it live on cam.
Stay tuned, you NEVER KNOW!
