Yesterday was JUST insane. As you all know, I haven't gotten laid since I was
20. That's WELL over a decade ago. My
man-to-hand relationship is just getting old and I want a divorce, or a
separation at least. So anyway, I did my biweekly visit to the mailbox, which
was packed. I stood there for a second for a good 10 minutes going through some
mail. A hippie looking chick was walking towards me with a dog on a leach. As
usual, I started to walk towards home so I didn't have to talk to her.
As I walked away, I can hear her say "Hey!", and I totally ignored
her. She didn't stop and started following me. After the 3rd "HEY!", I
stopped, turned around and asked her what
the fuck she wanted. Apparently I dropped a letter as I was rushing to get
away. Well, I walked over to grab it from her and she asked me my name. I said I
had to go. She said she knew I lived there but never sees me out. I told her I don't
like people, so I don't get out much.
What happened next was the most shocking thing that has ever happened to me.
She asked me when I got laid last. I didn't answer and began to walk away again.
She the said "I can help you!". that just BLEW
MY MIND. I looked at her and said, what the fuck are you talking about? She
asked to come to my place. Against all my rules of life, I agreed. I'm walking
with her towards my place, thinking what the fuck am I doing! This is a broad
that I have NEVER seen in my life, and now she is walking home with me and I
have no idea what's going to happen.
Well, we finally got home. She tied the dog up to the front door knob and in
we went.
Stay tuned next this weekend for an update on what happened... just to give
you an idea, the bitch is STILL here. I'll let you know if that's a good thing
or not!
An Austrian computer store owner caught two teenage thieves after he put CCTV footage on You Tube.
Thomas Karer, 45, installed the video surveillance gear after a spate of thefts at his store in
Grieskirchen, Austria. It allowed him to film the two teenagers stealing a £1,000 laptop from his store.
The video shows how one of the pair kept watch and covered what his pal was doing as the second teenager slipped the computer under his jacket.
People who saw the video online recognised the pair, told Mr Karer who alerted the police.
The pair, who were asylum seekers from Georgia and Armenia, were arrested in
Linz.
