I guess they're running out of ideas over there at the FOX
network. I don't
know about you, but for me, this show has got to be fixed. There is just no way
in hell these contestants are that stupid. I've met some idiots in my life, but
non like this. If I were the employer to any of these contestants I would fire
them on the spot. How the fuck do you not know how many sides a trapezoid has?
Or what the largest state is?
Fucking morons should be in a mental
institute. It makes me so angry that FOX
would waste so much money on idiots who can't answer simple questions. Forget
5th graders, this shit is common knowledge. I'll stick to watching The Office,
now that's some serious
entertainment. Alright enough of that. I'm completely
out of pain killers and I don't need to get worked up.
So I've always been a fan of creative advertising. Every damn company out
there makes an attempt at creativity but I would estimate a 99% failure
rate.
Only once every few months I see an ad or commercial that makes me log onto
their website. So I went on a hunt for some awesome creativity and found a few
ads that really caught my attention. Some are extreme and some are just plain
simple. Check
out all this awesome and creative work.
A German burglar who broke into a sports club
was arrested after he turned on the floodlights so he could see in the
dark. Bumbling thief Johan Stark, 46, also managed to switch on the
football pitch sprinkler system after he broke into the club in Aachen at
3am. A police spokesman said: "He had no torch and turned on the
first light switch that he could find, the switch to the floodlights of
the club's football pitch." Police were called out by the club's groundsman
who saw the floodlights from his nearby home.
You know something crazy... I got so turned around last night. I woke up at
7:30pm, but I thought it was freaking 730 in the morning. I felt like crap and
my throat hurt. Next to me on the floor was a bottle of Crown Royal with about 2
shots left in it. I didn't even think twice about it and I just grabbed the
bottle and downed it. I felt worse, but in a way it worked because it put me
right back to sleep. Sucks because I sure could use another double shot right
now. I hate being awake. FUCK!
I added 4 new camgirls to CamBang.com, go
look for them. Meanwhile, let me plug some of dream girls...
